After seeing the devastating effect that beer has had on the north, Danny takes a very stern view on alcohol abuse.

I bought some 12mm screws for my superstar through pin pedals as I was slipping my feet a little too much with the standard pins, and couldn't afford to upgrade to 5.10s... I've only slipped a pedal once with these new pins, but I do now have a 5mm deep hole in my shin.

Edward Ciderhands makes so much more sense. That and Amy Winehands...

You know everything doesn't actually have to be in slo-mo right?

Did someone say break away series?

Betsie had a point with slime being shit though... Ran it for a little bit when I was just starting out riding a few years ago. Got a pinch puncture, the hole was too big for the slime to handle so all of it ran into my tyre and messed that up. I then had to spend ages cleaning the slime off the tube so I could get a puncture repair kit on, then when I pumped the tyre up the small amount of slime that didn't empty itself into my tyre decided it wanted to get better acquainted with my pump and fucked that up too. Moral of the story: Don't use slime. If they got rid of the sealant I'd be very interested though, if it meant I could get away with lighter tyres and no punctures its all good.